{don't laugh}

Before you read this, I want you to a make a promise...this will be on your honor..

you can't laugh...

I wanted to go for a run tonight, but legs have been achy, so I thought I would do some low impact exercise instead. As I went through my workout dvds, I came across one I had long forgotten about...and for good reason.

I got this dvd at my bridal shower 5 years ago, used it once, put it away and it's collected dust since.

I was kind of in a bad mood tonight and thought what the heck, I'll give it a try.

The dvd starts off with stars, sparkles, rainbow colors and unicorns...ok, maybe not unicorns...but for real, a screen full of flashes of pinks, yellow, orange, blue, purple...and stars and sparkles shimmering around the screen.

Carmen and her friends were dressed like this...

And well, I look nothing like that.

While Carmen's moves were smooth and sexy, I felt like my dancing was more akin to this guy's...

I managed through 20 minutes of head rolls, dips, and hip bumps and couldn't take anymore.

Lesson learned...again.

This dvd is back on the shelf to collect more dust.

I feel silly for even putting it in the DVD player tonight.